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Resurgence 3/3/2018

 

(Lexi Sheckler is seen in the backstage area smoking on a cigarette. Suddenly a rolling noise can be heard as Riley McCray quickly approaches riding on her skateboard as she stops next to Sheckler)

Riley McCray: So you’re my partner tonight huh? The one and only Lexi Sheckler! I hear you’re one of the most badass chicks in the whole division so it’s gonna be great to have you as a partner tonight, I say we go out there and kick some ass.

(Sheckler looks on unamused as she inhales another inhale of the cigarette)

Riley McCray: Uhhh are you a mute sis? I said, it’s going to be great to have you as a partner. I expected maybe a thanks? A likewise? We gotta build some chemistry here so we can make sure that we come out on top. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention here, but I’ve kinda been building a nice little buzz for myself and I wanna keep that momentum going ya know?

Lexi Sheckler: ….I stand alongside no one in my journey to the top here on REVOLT. You aren’t my adversary, you’re nothing more than an accessory to the massacre that’s going to take place later. If you try to get in my way you’ll be a casualty of it. I don’t care about you or your momentum. I don’t care to make friends and build chemistry with useless fucks like yourself who serve no purpose other than to be a nuisance. I care about winning championships and rendering bitches like you useless.

(Lexi Sheckler exhales and blows smoke into the face of Riley)

Lexi Sheckler: Now if you’ll excuse me.

(Sheckler walks away while bumping into Riley who looks on discouraged and enraged)

(The camera zooms inside the Dunn Center in Tennessee as the camera pans around to show the rabid fans decked out in REVOLT! merch. The camera then fades to the commentary booth up near the stage to show a smiling James Peters and Rich Russillo.)

Rich Russillo: WELCOME TO RESURGENCE!! I’m Rich Russillo and I usually don’t welcome you guys to start off the show but quite frankly, that “Hello everybody” was getting too cringe for me to handle so here we ar–

James Peters: HELLLOOOOOO EVERYBODYYYY, how’s that? Anyways welcome to Resurgence! We have a great show ahead for you guys tonight as two blockbuster matches headline tonight’s show! The returning Lucian Baal taking on Impact as well as Scott Diamond taking on Mr. DEDEDE, and this is Scott’s first bout since his disappointing loss at REVOLT 1 so he certainly has a chip on his shoulder! I can’t wait! Lets get it started!

(The camera cuts to ringside where Bella Braxton is shown holding a microphone.)

Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 900 minute time limit!!!

(“I Fall Apart” by Post Malone hits to loud boos from the crowd as Osiris makes his way down to the ring.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Athens, Ohio weighing in at 218 pounds… “The Vision” OSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIS!!!

James Peters: Here comes The Vision himself! This young man is my pick for one of the future faces of REVOLT, he hasn’t been on a winning streak as of late, however I think he can turn that around tonight!

Rich Russillo: He looks extremely ready for tonight’s match this should be a good one!

(“Fun Time” by Sammy Nestico hits as Suneo Honekawa makes his way to the ring to a crowd of people wondering who he is. He attempts to introduce himself to a number of fans as he makes his way down the ramp.)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent! Making his way to the ring next…

(Bella Braxton is shown talking to the referee asking for some help.)

Bella Braxton: Suneo Honekawa!!!

Rich Russillo: Well it appears that even our ring announcer isn’t completely sure of who Suneo Honekawa is or how he got here but yet here he is somehow anyway! But yet he has been chosen to debut against the fearsome Osiris so he must be someone of note!

Suneo: YAYYYY LETS PARTAY!!!

James Peters: Well Rich he must be to have made it into this company but we will see what he has in store. Even having met him backstage I can’t seem to remember anything this guy at all so it will be an interesting experience to see how he performs tonight.

(A fan is shown in the crowd sticking his foot out over the ramp causing Suneo to trip on his way to the ring. Osiris and the entire crowd is shown laughing and pointing as a red faced Suneo picks himself up and slides into the ring.)

Rich Russillo: Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: We are underway here as Suneo appears to be complaining to the referee about Osiris and that one fan being mean to him.

Rich Russillo: Suneo may have made a poor choice as obviously the referee isn’t going to stop this match. Suneo is contractually obligated to compete here tonight…

James Peters: True but how much effort he puts in is entirely up to him. It appears now he is hiding behind the referee trying to keep Osiris away from him. Suneo shoves the referee into Osiris as he tries to run away and escape from the ring!

Rich Russillo: But Suneo tripped over the bottom rope as he tried to leave the ring landing face first on the outside!

James Peters: Osiris rolls out of the ring to follow Suneo and he picks him up by his head and hits him with a STIFF right jab straight to the jaw of Suneo! Osiris is unloading with relentless jabs towards Suneo as Suneo is defenseless!

Rich Russillo: How does this guy have a job here?

James Peters: Osiris now picks him back up and grabs his arm…. AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE AS SUNEO IS FAVORING HIS BACK!!!!! Osiris just smiles at the pain he is currently inflicting on this this man, this is the attitude that got him into the semi-finals of the Welterweight Championship tournament!

James Peters: Osiris takes his time, letting Suneo slowly but surely make his way back up…. Suneo makes his way towards the steel steps to lean on for support….. BUT HE’S MET WITH A VICIOUS SPEAR RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS BY OSIRIS!!!! OSIRIS IS LOOKING TO MAKE A STATEMENT TONIGHT AND GET BACK ON THE WIN COLUMN!!! THE CROWD SEEMS TO LOVE IT TOO!

(A replay is shown of Osiris hitting that spear onto the steel steps)

Rich Russillo: This is getting ugly partner!

James Peters: Osiris throws Suneo back in the ring now as he follows him on his way back up still clearly dazed and he hits him with a dropkick! Suneo gets up again… ANOTHER DROPKICK FROM THE OTHER SIDE! OSIRIS IS ON A ROLL NOW, HE LIFTS SUNEO UP BY HIS BACK FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! AND ANOTHER SUPLEX!!!!! AND ANOTHER SUPLEX!!!! HE’S FEELING IT TONIGHT PARTNER, SUNEO IS OUT OF IT!

James Peters: This is getting embarrassing!

Rich Russillo: I think it was always embarrassing James! Osiris now takes some time to taunt to the crowd as he basks in the carnage he’s left in the ring! A true display of confidence from a man who hasn’t been the most outgoing person so far! Come on Osiris just end this already! Suneo is now getting up… Wait here comes Osiris!!!

James Peters: INCOMING POP CONNECTS! WAIT NO!

Rich Russillo: Suneo ducks the rolling elbow and rolls up Osiris!!!

1!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner of the match… SUNEO HONEKAWA!!!!

(“Fun Time” by Sammy Nestico hits as Suneo has his hand raised in the ring as Osiris immediately jumps up in complete shock yelling at the ref)

Rich Russillo: Well congratulations to Suneo! That victory came out of nowhere! He is running up the ramp now to get away from Osiris who is clearly enraged!

James Peters: Good god Rich! This guy Suneo fucking sucked! How the hell did he win this match? Osiris is revolting!

Rich Russillo: Calm down James we are supposed to be unbiased commentators but honestly I think that is probably an unbiased opinion after tonight’s showing so I won’t be reporting you to HR like I usually do.

James Peters: What the fuck? That was you? You realize I gotta take sensitivity training classes now right?

Rich Russillo: Well on that note it would be a perfect time to cut elsewhere!

(The camera cuts to Allen Livingston who is shown backstage in front of a REVOLT LED display and monitors with the Resurgence logo as he stands by with a mic in hand)

Allen Livingston: Wassup REVOLT faithful, I’m here tonight with a man who stepped up to the plate last week in making a name for himself, please welcome Liam Archer!

(Liam steps into the frame to boos)

Allen Livingston: So Liam, everybody wants to know… what were you thinking?

Liam Archer: It’s simple mate, I have sat in the back for too long waiting for an opportunity. I realized that closed mouths don’t get get here so I did what I had to do in order to mark down my territory. I’m a young guy who comes from the independent scene, I’ve fought in all types of companies proving myself rising up in the ranks and THEY saw my value, so why doesn’t REVOLT? I’ll tell you why, because REVOLT is too busy looking for a quick cashout via nostalgia trips by putting these old past their prime hasbeens in the forefront. Men like Liquid Swords, Hurricane Hawk, Prince of Phenomenal, and now bloody hell Lucian Black! Or Ball or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself these days. He didn’t deserve to take up that TV time and be given the floor, I did. So you know what I did? I made my presence felt and I challenged him to a match to which he felt I wasn’t “worthy” enough for. As if a failure of his proportions has any leverage to tell a rising star like myself that I’m not worthy to be in the ring with a man who the industry left to rot and decay until REVOLT picked his remains up off the street corner somewhere.

Allen Livingston: Well despite how you feel he looked sharp out there last week and had you retreating out of the ring after a surprise att-

Liam Archer: Surprise. That’s the keyword there mate, by surprise. It wasn’t a head up match because he knows I’d kick his ass. Therefore he has to resort to surprise attacks against me to fool the people into believing his propaganda, me being caught off guard plays into his false narrative that I’m not worthy of being in the ring with him. The real reason he doesn’t wanna face me is because he knows what would happen, he knows that a young and hungry star like myself on the uprise has way more in the tank than a shell of a disappointment of a man. It didn’t even have to be personal either, I simply wanted to prove myself to REVOLT, whether it be Talib Bari, Mike Silver, or Ronn Banks that I can hang and the money should be invested in me… not the nostalgia acts. But now, it’s personal and whether Lucian wants to acknowledge me or not won’t be an issue… he WILL feel my presence.

Allen Livingston: Can you elaborate on that?

Liam Archer: A magician doesn’t reveal his tricks. I’ll tell you this though, just sit back and watch me as I rise up the ranks where I belong. I’ll defeat that upstart Dustin Diamond thus proving my worth, just like I did when I defeated Osiris last week. Now don’t be surprised when the “legendary” Lucian gets his clock cleaned by Impact tonight. Maybe then the higher ups will realize they need to reevaluate who they’re investing their time in. The Outlaw is here to make his mark.

(Liam walks off as the set as the camera fades to black)

(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit!

(“Starboy” by The Weeknd hits as the lights dim on the arena and Angelo Brando walks slowly to the stage wearing a sparkly purple outfit.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first making his REVOLT! Pro Combat debut here tonight… weighing in at 220 pounds he is known as “The Black Prince”… ANGELO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDO!!!

(Angelo Brando makes his way down the ramp with an arrogant smirk on his face ignoring the crowd completely as he steps into the ring and removes his sunglasses.)

James Peters: Well we are welcoming here tonight certainly a unique young talent who seems to have a bit of a chip on his shoulder.

Rich Russillo: I know that this isn’t really your scene James but Mr. Brando is actually a huge name in the fashion industry. He’s won awards and now he is bringing his unique style to the ring.

James Peters: Alright… so he’s a model, he can definitely walk down the ramp like that thing is a catwalk, but the real question is can he wrestle? We are about to find out.

(“I Believe In A Thing Called Love” by The Darkness hits to a huge pop from the crowd!!!)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent from Cleveland, Ohio weighing in at 199 pounds… he is “ALL HEART” JACKSON MATTHEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

(Jackson Matthews comes running out to the ring slapping hands with members of the audience before sliding into the ring and throwing his “All Heart” t-shirt to the crowd.)

Rich Russillo: Here is the man himself Jackson Matthews who has captured the hearts and minds of the REVOLT! Pro Combat fans!

James Peters: His popularity aside he has yet to lose here in this company and after his huge upset debut at REVOLT 1 he has to be feeling on top of the world!

Rich Russillo: He is the one who truly has made the biggest immediate impact on this company so far, and if he can keep up this momentum he just might take over the REVOLT! World!

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: We are underway as Angelo Brando looks across the ring at his opponent with disgust. Jackson Matthews briefly turns towards the crowd smiling out at them…

Rich Russillo: Wait Angelo charging in attacking Jackson from behind!

James Peters: Nope! Matthews sidesteps Brando and tosses him up over the top rope to the outside! Brando looks absolutely appalled! Matthews running back across the ring.

Rich Russillo: MATTHEWS LEAPS BETWEEN THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS SENDING ANGELO BRANDO BACK INTO THE BARRICADE!!!

James Peters: The crowd has been fired up as Matthews tosses Brando back on into the ring. Matthews pulls himself up onto the apron as he leaps up to the top rope… SENTON BOMB CONNECTS!!! The cover!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: Brando kicks out! Brando nearly ending his debut night early!

James Peters: Brando crawling into the corner as he puts up his hands begging for no more from Matthews! The crowd begging Jackson to keep going! Jackson charges in with a boot but Brando rolls out of the way! Jackson’s foot caught up in the corner now… Brando with a rollup from behind!!!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: The kickout by Jackson! What a cowardly and sneaky maneuver from Brando!

James Peters: It also nearly got him the win Rich! Both men back up on their feet as Brando tosses Matthews across the ring by the hair. Matthews back up… but a Spinning Kick from Brando takes him down!

Rich Russillo: Brutal move there from Brando as he kicks mockingly at the head of Matthews who is trying to pull himself back on up. Brando backs up against the ropes as he lets out a dramatic and fake yawn to boos from the crowd.

James Peters: Brando off the ropes as Matthews is rising up… SCISSORS KICK CONNECTS!!! The cover! No wait… Brando is raising his arms in celebration! He is soaking in this moment as he has entire control of this match!!!

Rich Russillo: This arrogance… He could have had the match won there after that big kick! Oh nevermind NOW he is going for the cover…

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Peters: Matthews kicks out with authority!!

Rich Russillo: Brando wide-eyed now as he seemingly can’t believe it… Brando backs up against the ropes… Looks like he is going to go for another Scissors Kick… NO WAIT MATTHEWS UP… SUPERKICK!!!!

James Peters: THE BRANDOPRINT CONNECTS!!!

Rich Russillo: NO! MATTHEWS DUCKED IT JUST IN TIME! Matthews now lighting up Brando with strikes as Brando is knocked off his feet! Matthews charging off the ropes now as he punt kicks Brando hard in the skull!

James Peters: BRANDO JUST GOT KNOCKED THE HELL OUT!

Rich Russillo: But Jackson Matthews isn’t done yet! The crowd cheering as Matthews lets out a fake yawn of his own now mocking Brando! Brando rising up now…

James Peters: RUNNING SINGLE LEG HIGH KNEE FROM JACKSON! IT CONNECTS! NOW BRANDO HAS TO BE OUT!!! THE CROWD ON THEIR FEET AS JACKSON MATTHEWS HAS THIS THING WON!!!

Rich Russillo: Wait why isn’t he going for the cover? Matthews looking up across the ramp. Oh shit it’s Albert Hitchman!

James Peters: What the hell is he doing here?

Jackson Matthews: Oh you want some too?

Rich Russillo: Albert Hitchman just laughing as he stands on the ramp wearing a trenchcoat.

James Peters: WAIT BRANDO FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLLUP! HE’S PULLING THE TIGHTS!!!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: NOT THIS WAY!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… ANGELO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDO!

(“Starboy” by The Weeknd hits as Angelo Brando demands the referee raise his hand in victory and then yells at him for daring to touch him.)

James Peters: Jackson Matthews taking his first loss here tonight in controversial fashion. Oh and look he’s not done yet…

Rich Russillo: Albert Hitchman now entering the ring with a huge smile on his face as Angelo Brando makes his way backstage ignoring the boos of the crowd as he puts his sunglasses back on.

James Peters: What is Albert Hitchman doing… Jackson Matthews now getting back to his feet and realizing what happened. Albert Hitchman just standing there… He might want to vacate the premises before Matthews…

Rich Russillo: Jackson Matthews threatening to attack Albert Hitchman and this crowd definitely wants him too! Hitchman backing up slowly into the corner as he raises up his hands surrendering to Matthews who is yelling angrily at Hitchman!

James Peters: WAIT WHO IS THAT IN THE RING?!?!?

Rich Russillo: IT’S SCOTT DIAMOND! SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGING INTO THE RING AND GRABBING JACKSON MATTHEWS FROM BEHIND! AN EXPLOSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!

James Peters: BUT DIAMOND HELD ON! HE’S NOT DONE YET! SCOTT DIAMOND PULLING MATTHEWS BACK ON UP FOR YET ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BACK UP AGAIN… I CAN’T WATCH THIS RICH!

Rich Russillo: A third German Suplex connects as Scott Diamond finally releases and hops back up to his feet! Albert Hitchman laughing as he watches Jackson Matthews writhing in pain on the mat.

Albert Hitchman: All Heart? ALL HEART? Let my client show you exactly what heart will get you in this business!!

(Albert Hitchman opens up his trenchcoat as he pulls out a steel baseball bat and hands it to Scott Diamond!)

Rich Russillo: Oh hell no! Someone has to stop this!!!

James Peters: Scott Diamond with a sadistic smile on his face as he raises the bat above his head…

Rich Russillo: Scott Diamond brings the bat down driving it right into the chest of Jackson Matthews!!! Matthews coughing violently now as the crowd is booing and chanting “Hitch Is A Bitch” at these sick men!

James Peters: Scott Diamond is not done yet though… He is climbing the ropes… Oh god what does he have planned here?!?!?

Rich Russillo: SCOTT DIAMOND LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AS HE DRIVES THE BAT YET AGAIN INTO THE CHEST OF JACKSON MATTHEWS!!!

James Peters: Jackson Matthews letting out a scream of pain as Albert Hitchman tells Scott Diamond that was enough and takes the bat back into his trenchcoat.

Rich Russillo: Yes thank god security is finally here as Hitchman leads Scott Diamond out of the ring.

James Peters: Jackson Matthews coughing up blood in the ring… He might be seriously injured!

Rich Russillo: We have medical personnel checking up on him. We will update you as soon as we hear more! Scott Diamond you should be ashamed of your actions here tonight! This young kid just wanted to compete here for these great fans…

James Peters: Truly sickening Rich. Scott Diamond might just end up with yet another suspension after this. Talib Bari needs to do something about this excessive violence!

(The camera cuts to a commercial)

(REVOLT comes back on air as Kassidy Heart is seen backstage stretching and prepping for her upcoming match until she’s suddenly approach by Sienna Jade who gives her a hard pat on the back as she jumps up)

Sienna Jade: Wassup partner, ready to follow my lead?

Kassidy Heart: I follow no one’s lead hun. But I’m certainly ready to steal the show tonight and lead my team to victory.

Sienna Jade: Ha! Oh my God you’re so cute. I love the imagination, but really. I’m the leader of the locker room and I’m also your champion which basically means that I call the shots around here and you listen. Okay? Okay. Now, I need you to be sit back and watch as I bask in all of my glory and lead us to a victory, and maybe just MAYBE a slight dash of my greatness can rub off on you. But the only way to do that is by not getting in my way, Lexi Sheckler has a price to pay for what she did last week and quite honestly, I’ve been waiting to get my hands on her, if you do anything to even remotely mess that up there will be hell to pay.

Kassidy Heart: Don’t worry Sienna, you’ll get your shine but let’s not forget how you became a champion in the first place. You made your presence felt, you made your mark here! You didn’t sit back and wait for your number to be called, you grabbed that number and never looked back. That’s what I intend to do here as well. You know for as much of a problematic drama queen as you are, we do find a common ground in a mutual dislike. You’re at odds with Lexi Sheckler, and I certainly dislike that chick, especially considering she robbed me of my chance to become the number one contender for the Freeweight Championship. I know you don’t play nice with other girls, but if we work together we can BOTH get some revenge on Lexi Sheckler.

Sienna Jade: You know what? That isn’t a bad idea at all. If we can find a common ground in our dislike for that tatted up gremlin, certainly that can translate into the ring.

Kassidy Heart: Exactly, now you’re thinking what I’m thinking. There’s only one enemy here and it isn’t either of us.

Sienna Jade: Here I was thinking you were just like the rest of those girls in the back, a pretty face with no brains to go along with it. I find satisfaction knowing that not EVERYBODY in the back is a clueless bimbo like Ms. Extreme or Lexi Sheckler. Maybe you’ll make a good partner after all.

Kassidy Heart: Well I might be professional wrestling’s sweetheart, but that’s only until someone crosses me and the result won’t be as sweet as advertised. Sheckler crossed me and she’ll pay for it one way or another. So how about we work together, we knock Sheckler and that other rookie off of their feet, we establish our dominance in this division, and we BOTH benefit from it.

Sienna Jade: I like the sound of that.

(Kassidy Heart extends her hand out for a handshake as Sienna obliges and shakes it, nodding to Kassidy as the camera fades to black)

(‘End of Days’ by Jim Johnston hits as smoke covers the stage and ramp and Liam Archer makes his way to the ring accompanied by a masked man)

Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL

Crowd: ONE FALL!!

Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Ballymun, Dublin, Ireland ! Weighing in at 225 POOUNDSS!!!!……”THE STRAY DOG” LIAAAAAM AAARCHERRRRRR!!

James Peters: Lucian made his presence felt last week by interrupting what was supposed to be a big moment in the return of a former world champion in Lucian Baal! It didn’t go as planned, however he looks to turn that around tonight with a statement win!

Rich Russillo: I guess, but how much of a statement can you make to someone who isn’t listening?

(“Young and Bitter” by Hot Tag Media plays as Dustin Diamond makes his way down to the ring wearing a towel over his neck)

Bella Braxton: And introducing his opponent, from New York City, New York…..DUSTINNN DIAMONDDD!!

Rich Russillo: And here comes one of REVOLT’s newest signees. This man hits really hard, every single time he hits, he shows exactly why he should be feared by the entire locker room.

(DING, DING, DING)

James Peters: This one’s underway — OHH SHIT, ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO LIAM ARCHER RIGHT FROM THE START — NO, LIAM DUCKS AND BICYCLE KICK TO THE JAW OF DUSTIN DIAMOND —- WHAT THE HELL? HE DUCKS IT AND… ROUNDHOUSE KICK, IT CONNECTS THIS TIME!! Liam is out and Dustin is going for the pin…..

REF: ONEEEE, TWOOO, THREEEE —

Rich Russillo: NO, the mysterious masked man put Liam’s leg over the rope, rope break! This one is still going

James Peters: Liam Archer gets Dustin Diamond up sends him to the ropes and armdrag by Liam, he takes Dustin Diamond down and STANDING MOONSAULT — NO, Dustin moves just in time and look at this, Rich, Dustin with a big boot getting Liam Archer down to his knees… AND A SHINING WIZARD FROM DUSTIN DIAMOND. And once again he goes for the pin

REF: ONEEEE, TWOOOO……………

Rich Russillo: Liam kicks out again! Dustin Diamond helps to his feet and… SUPERKICK from Liam out of nowhere, Dustin Diamond is stunned and look at this, Liam Archer is looking for that springboard cutter, he springboards… BUT DUSTIN DIAMOND REVERSES THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER SOMEHOW INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!! Dustin Diamond has this in the bag. He’s about to end this

REF: ONE, TWOOOO, THRRRRRRR ———–

James Peters: He kicks out again! What in the world… Both men are on the mat, struggling to breath, trying to find a way to get up and fight for this w

Rich Russillo: They’re up, thanks to the ropes, and Dustin Diamond comes charging at Liam Archer with a big boot, Liam going for a big boot of his own… BOTH BIG BOOTS CONNECT, THE TWO COMPETITORS ARE DOWN — BUT WAIT, THE MASKED MAN GOT IN THE RING AND HE’S TRYING TO HELP LIAM ARCHER TO HIS FEET AS THE REF IS CHECKING ON DIAMOND…

James Peters: Liam is up, he pushes the ref aside and gets Dustin back up to his feet, he delivers a kick to the gut of Dustin Diamond… DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!! LIAM ARCHER EXPRESSING HIS DARK DESIRES WITH THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT, he hooks the leg

REF: ONE, TWO, THREEEEE!!

(Ding, Ding Ding)

(“End of Days” by Jim Johnston plays as Liam Archer raises his arm and laughs)

Bella Braxton: The winner of this match… LIAM ARCHERRRR!!!

Rich Russillo: Well, congratulations I guess.

James Peters: Liam once again proves that he belongs here, but does it matter to Lucian? We’ll see.

(Talib Bari is seen in his office counting a big stack of money bill by bill)

Talib Bari: She loves me…

(Counts bill)

Talib Bari: She loves me not.

(Counts bill)

Talib Bari: She loves me…

(Counts bill)

Talib Bari: She loves me not.

(Counts bill)

Talib Bari: She loves me…

(Counts bill)

Talib Bari: She loves me not.

(Counts bill)

Talib Bari: She loves me…

(Counts bill)

Talib Bari: She loves me not.

(Counts bill)

Talib Bari: She l—

(The door bangs open causing Talib to jump making all of his money fly all over the office)

Talib Bari: DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY DECENC— Ohhhh my gosh uhhh hey guys what can I do for you?

(Liquid Swords appears on the frame to a loud pop)

Mr. DEDEDE: Exactly.

Impact: This is what our beloved promoter does on his down time, he’s not watching the show to see the bullshit he booked or trying to rectify any problems caused by the bullshit he’s booked. He’s playing childish games.

Talib Bari: Calm down there fam, what’s the problem? Did I miss something?

Impact: Apparently you miss everything that doesn’t concern hitting on the Freeweights or counting that money we generated.

Mr. DEDEDE: Exactly, don’t forget who’s keeping the lights on in your house bucko. It’s not Mike Silver, it’s the main attractions in us who keep the fans buying tickets thus keeping your fat ass in a job you clearly aren’t qualified for. But I digress. If you paid attention to what goes on in the show you booked you’d know exactly why we’re here tonight, it’s quite simple. It’s so clear as day that Fetty Wap could close his right eye and still see the bullshit. *sighs* But I guess I have to spell it out for you like a child. So look, last week we were screwed out of a match with Hurricane Hawk and the latest Ava broad he’s smashing these days, my hand was clearly on the ropes yet the incompetent referees still decided to make the decision to ring the bell thus putting an unearned loss on our record. I’m not chairman in this company but if I was I’d have fired that asshole on the spot and make sure he never got another gig in this business again in his life. He’d be doing things he’s more qualified for like working in the waste industry since clearly he’s fucking garbage at what he does.

Talib Bari: Look man I rock with you! You two dudes are the GOATs! I’m in the presence of two icons, it’s like I can feel the aura of y’all, it’s like that episode of The Chappelle’s Show when he talks about the room lighting up when Rick James walks in it. I don’t even feel worthy being in the same room as you two right now! But I’ll definitely look into the issue and go fro-

Impact: That’s where you fucked up. What is there to “look into and go from”? It was clear as day, and you not taking our word for it is a problem. It shows that despite the virtual dickeating you just did, you still don’t 100% believe our side. There’s NOTHING more that we hate than a “look at it from both sides” person, especially when one side is clearly in the wrong but that person has his head too far up his own ass to truly see what’s going on. That’s a big problem for me, so either you rectify this issue right this second or you’re the enemy now.

Talib Bari: Alright, alright, I’m sorry man… whatever you want, you got. Just tell me what you need and I’ll get it done.

Mr. DEDEDE: Listen to me and listen to me and listen to me carefully big fella, I don’t want to have my words mixed up or twisted to fit a bullshit narrative used against me, so pay the fuck attention for once in your life. Live next week on Resurgence, not only do I want that loss to officially be wiped clean off of the Liquid Swords record, I want that referee to be live in the ring and eventually fired from this company or REVOLT will never hear from a Mr. DEDEDE, or Impact for that matter again, it’s him or us.

Talib Bari: That’s a no brainer, you got it.

Mr. DEDEDE: Maybe you aren’t as dumb as I thought after all, see you next week.

(Liquid Swords make their way out as Mr. DEDEDE picks up a few bills on the way out)

Mr. DEDEDE: Just enough for a half an hour session :ehh:

Impact: I thought you were done with that lifestyle.

Mr DEDEDE: Shhh.

(Camera fades to black)

(Commercial break)

(RESURGENCE comes back from commercial as it focuses on the ever-so-beautiful Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring with a mic in hand.)

James Peters: Welcome back to Saturday night Resurgence! It’s time for some Freeweight action as we see the newly formed “Jaded Hearts” go against the number one contender for the Freeweight Championship, Lexi Sheckler and REVOLT’s newest signee, Riley McCray.

Rich Russillo: It’s about to get a bit cray in here for sure.

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST!

(‘Chasing After’ by Tantric begins to trumpet from the arena amplifiers, the lights fall to a rhythmic pulse of pink and blue; a spotlight is cast on the stage entrance where Riley McCray enters with her infamous board in hand. Riley amps up the crowd as she runs back and forth. Riley then sets the board on the floor and begins to skate her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)

Bella Braxton: RESIDING IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY… WEIGHING IN AT 126 LBS… THE RAD ONE… RILEY… MCCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Peters: McCray always gets a positive reception from the REVOLT universe but people should not forget that she may be the reason why Madison Kaline is no longer in REVOLT.

Rich Russillo: Madison was weak regardless. It was like taking heroin from a baby.

James Peters: That is definitely not how that saying goes.

(The lights dim down to nothing but darkness and there’s a moment of silence; the fans are rising to their feet and looking towards the entrance. The intro notes to “Don’t Waste My Time” by Krept & Konan echo out as the fans give a mixed reaction. Lexi walks calmly out onto the ramp. All the fans begin booing, minus her cult following, who cheer for the one they know will give them a fight. Fog starts to form by her feet as the lights shining blue in color start to surround her as she starts making her way down the ring.)

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HER PARTNER… RESIDING IN SAN CLEMENTE, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 147 LBS… THE BLACK LABEL. LEEEEEEXIIIIIIIII SHEEEEEEEEEEECKLEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Peters: The number one contender for the Freeweight Championship Ms. Lexi Sheckler! She and the current Freeweight champ have had a heated debate on the previous episode of Resurgence and now they get a chance to wail on one another in this tag team bout!

(Lexi enters the ring as she finds her corner, draping an arm over each side of the turnbuckle and resting them on the ropes. Her face has no emotion, but she spits over her left shoulder as a sign of disrespect while her music fades out slowly. Riley begins to jump side to side energizing herself as she looks back and engages with the crowd.)

Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS!

(‘Confident’ by Demi Lovato begins to blare throughout the arena as gold and orange lights begin to flash. Suddenly, the confident Kassidy Heart emerges from behind the curtains and does her signature pose. After a few seconds of letting the fans admire her body chiseled by Michelangelo himself, Kassidy begins to walk down the ramp and makes her way into the ring. Kassidy takes her respective corner as she stares as Sheckler who still is in a cold daze.)

Bella Braxton: RESIDING IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA… WEIGHING IN 120 LBS… EVERYONE’S FAVORITE GIRLFRIEND… KAAAAAAAAAAAASSIDY .. HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Peters: Ms. Heart has definitely appeared to have a change of … heart… if you will, after introducing some sort of peace treaty to the Freeweight champ.

Rich Russillo: Awful pun, Peters. The Jaded Hearts, as they call themselves, appears to be a strong bond. That bond will be put to test tonight!

(‘Resurge’ by Gone is Gone begins to play as the fans start to boo immensely. Sienna Jade emerges and begins to laugh as she raises her title high in the air. The Freeweight Championship is the main focus as the diamonds and gold on the title glistens. Sienna then takes her title and drapes it over her right shoulder. Sienna ignores the rabid fans as she makes her way down the ramp. Sienna then jumps on the ring apron and poses once more with her championship. A cocky Sienna enters the ring and immediately goes to the center of the ring and once again, raises her title as she taunts an unamused Lexi Sheckler.)

Bella Braxton: AND HER PARTNER! RESIDING IN SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 135 LBS… SHE IS THE FREEWEIGHT CHAMPION… SIEEEEEENAAAA JAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Peters: And the champion has made her wa–

(Sienna grabs Bella Braxton by the arm and whispers something in her ear. She steps back and gives a devilish smile as she stares down Sheckler and Riley.)

Bella Braxton: Due to the champions order… I am reintroducing this tag team as… THE JADED HEARTS!

(Both Sienna and Kassidy bow as they begin to talk strategy. Riley attempts to approach Sheckler but Sheckler pays no attention as she simply walks towards the ring apron.)

James Peters: Well, it looks like Sheckler has already made the decision to have Riley go first! As for the Jaded Hearts, both Kassidy and Sienna are still talking strategy as Riley yells at them to hurry up! Ohhh, Sienna didn’t like that! Sienna is acting as if she’s going to attack Riley but the referee gets in between the two Freeweights. Sienna and Kassidy finally come to the conclusion that the Champion will start things off.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Rich Russillo: There’s a lot of tension tonight as these Freeweights begin to circle one another in the ring.

James Peters: indeed, Rich! We can all feel the tension slowly brewing like a hot cup of coffee! Both Sienna and Riley lock up as Sienna immediately transitions into a headlock! But Riley acts quickly as she pushes Sienna off and throws her against the ropes. Sienna comes bouncing back as Riley ducks. Sienna jumps over Riley and bounces from the ropes once more as she stops and meets Riley face to face in the center of the ring. Within a blink of an eye Sienna slaps the living spit out of Riley’s mouth! Yikes! Everyone gasped at the sight of Sienna’s hand bouncing off of Riley’s porcelain skin! Sienna stands back and begins to make a mockery of the damage she has just caused!

Rich Russillo: Uh oh! You can see that fire beginning to engulf in flames within Riley! Riley is slowly but surely beginning to get pissed OFF as Sienna is taking notice! A glimpse of fear is glistening in the eyes of Sienna as she attempts to make it to her corner but Riley brings Sienna back and takes her down to the ground! Riley is mounted on top of Sienna and is attacking her with lefts and rights as the audience is cheering on for the radical one! Sienna somehow manages to push Riley off as Sienna quickly makes it to her feet. BUT SHE’S TAKEN DOWN ONCE MORE WITH A MENACING CLOTHESLINE! Riley quickly goes for the cover!

Ref: ONE–

James Peters: But without a hesitation, our Freeweight champion kicks out! I don’t think Sienna would like for the REVOLT universe to see their champ lose her first match back. Sienna appears stunned as she slowly transitions from being on her bottom to getting on one knee, observing Riley McCray staring her down from the opposite side of the ring. Riley seizes the opportunity and charges towards Sienna!

Rich Russillo: Oh! But Sienna stops Riley as soon as she sees her near with a stiff knee to Riley’s midsection! That knee took the wind straight out of McCray as Sienna takes advantage of the moment. Sienna grabs Riley and continues to give vicious, stiff knees to her Riley’s pelvis! Eventually, Sienna backs Riley up to her team’s corner as Sienna forcefully stands Riley up to her feet… Sienna gives a huge lick to the palm of her hand as she clears Riley’s luscious blonde locks from her chest… AND SIENNA RAISES HER PALM HIGH AND LANDS IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF RILEY’S CHEST! CREATING A THUNDEROUS THUD THAT COULD BE HEARD ALL THROUGHOUT THE ARENA. MY EARS CAN’T TAKE THIS, PETERS!

James Peters: Good God, neither can I! But Sienna is enjoying every second of this assault! Sienna raises her palm high once more and another chop to the chest! Riley is light grazing her fingers on her inflamed irritated skin in complete agony as Sienna goes for the tag! Now Kassidy has entered the ring as she grabs Riley’s face in a dehumanizing manner! Kassidy steps back and gives the most precise kick to Riley’s abdomen imaginable! And Kassidy continues to target a specific area in Riley’s abdomen as she momentarily stops. Riley has her hand extended towards her tag team partner, Lexi, but Kassidy’s mean streak only continues as she angrily slaps Riley’s hand down! Kassidy looks over and spots an emotionless Sheckler looking towards her direction. Uh oh, it looks like Kassidy is talking trash towards Sheckler’s direction. Kassidy is mocking Lexi, hoping to get a reaction but Sheckler will not budge!

Rich Russillo: Have we confirmed yet that Lexi Sheckler is indeed human? – WAIT! KASSIDY ENTERTAINED SHECKLER FOR SO LONG THAT RILEY HAS SOMEHOW REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS! Riley sneaked up behind Kassidy and .. BELLY TO BELLY SLAM! AND KASSIDY IS DOWN AS RILEY IS SLOWLY WALKING OVER TOWARDS SHECKLER! SHECKLER HAS HER ARM EXTENDED, WIGGLING HER FINGERS WANTING THE TAG! KASSIDY IS DOING THE SAME TOWARDS SIENNA… BOTH WOMEN ARE A MILLISECOND AWAY FROM MAKING A TAG… AND THEY DO! KASSIDY TAGS IN SIENNA AND RILEY TAGS IN SHECKLER!

James Peters: Both women are going into this match with vengeance oozing out of their pores! They are attacking one another with ferocious fists like wildebeest! Sienna steps back and gives a stiff kick to Sheckler’s back which causes for Sheckler to wince in pain. Sienna appears to want to end it all as she attempts to position herself for the Witches Hammer which is a ripcord rolling elbow… But Sheckler with the quickness! A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE THROAT OF SIENNA JADE! Sienna is coughing up a storm as Sheckler is building momentum… Sheckler catches Sienna slipping as she positions her for a crucifix powerbomb… Sienna is going high above Sheckler and I think Sienna has finally taken notice! Sheckler holds her high and then BAM! SLAMMED RIGHT ONTO THE MAT! Sienna’s head BOUNCED off of the mat and that’s just gotta hurt, Rich! Sheckler for the cover!

Ref: ONE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Rich Russillo: BUT HERE COMES KASSIDY TO BREAK UP THE HOLD! Uh oh, Sheckler didn’t like that as she stands with anger plastered all over her face. Finally, some emotion! Kassidy immediately rolls out of the ring as Sheckler follows! Kassidy has managed to make her way onto Riley’s side as Riley stares Kassidy down from above the ring apron. Riley has decided to see Kassidy face-to-face as she makes the impression that she’s going to attack. BUT SHECKLER IS COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE AND POUNCES ON KASSIDY! WAIT, NO! SHE HIT THE WRONG BLONDE! RILEY GOES DOWN AS SHECKLER REALIZES WHAT SHE HAS DONE!

James Peters: Wait! Let’s watch this instant replay!

(The cameras show that Kassidy pushed Riley in front of her so she could take the impact from Sheckler’s fists.)

James Peters: THERE WASN’T ANY VISIONARY PROBLEMS COMING FROM THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, RICH! KASSIDY USED RILEY AS A MEAT SHIELD!

Rich Russillo: Graphic much, Peters?

James Peters: Kassidy slides back into the ring and goes to check on her fellow Jaded Heart member. Kassidy shows concern on her face as Sienna lies on her back holding her hands but that look of concern immediately diminishes as both Freeweights begin to laugh at Riley and Sheckler’s misery. Kassidy extenders her arm as Sienna slowly attaches and pulls herself up. Sheckler watches from ringside as she demands Riley to get out of her way! Sheckler slowly enters the ring afterward. Riley quickly follows as she takes her step back on the ring apron. Sheckler stands in her respective team corner as the Jaded Hearts do the same. Sienna and Kassidy tag one another as it’s Kassidy’s time to face one of the coldest, calculated individuals in the Freeweight roster. Sheckler is ready to meet Kassidy in the middle as–

Rich Russillo: RILEY JUST TAGGED HERSELF IN!

James Peters: By God, you’re right! Riley just slapped Sheckler’s bicep and tagged herself in! Riley wants to prove to Sheckler that she is indeed worthy of being in the same ring as her. Sheckler looks unamused as she stares Riley down. Riley signals for Sheckler to go on the ring apron as Sheckler follows – NO! NOO!!! SHECKLER JUST HEADBUTTED RILEY! WHAT TYPE OF PARTNER DOES THAT?!

Rich Russillo: WHAT THE F–

James Peters: Sheckler just smashed her skull against Riley’s that left her almost knocked out! Sheckler is now exiting the ring and is asking for a mic! What the hell is going on here?!

Rich Russillo: Kassidy and Sienna are left with their jaws on the floor! Sienna is demanding for Kassidy to take advantage. Both Sienna and Kassidy coordinate as Sienna enters the ring as well and lifts a limp Riley McCray to her feet. Kassidy climbs the top turnbuckle and… THE HEART ATTACK! TOP ROPE O-FACE ON RILEY MCCRAY THAT LEAVES HER LIFELESS! KASSIDY HOOK’S RILEY’S LEG AS SIENNA STANDS BEHIND THE TWO!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Confident’ by Demi Lovato picks up where it left off as both Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade have their arms lifted high in victory by the referee. Sienna is handed her Freeweight title as the duo celebrates.)

James Peters: AND THE JADED HEARTS PICK UP THE VICTORY TONIGHT ON SATURDAY NIGHT RESURGENCE! BUT NOT AFTER SEEING SHECKLER BETRAY HER OWN PARTNER!

Rich Russillo: BETRAY?! THE GIRL HAD IT COMING! SHE KEPT INTERRUPTING GETTING IN THE WAY!

(The cameras show Sheckler at the top of the ramp with a mic on her hand.)

Lexi Sheckler: If I hadn’t made myself clear before then let me make sure I get this message across – I refuse to waste my time. I will do whatever I have to do in order to get my hands on you, Jade, but tonight is not the night. Tonight, you got your ass saved by incompetent talent… But next time the outcome won’t be the same.

(Sheckler drops the mic as she immediately heads behind the curtains as Kassidy’s theme begins to play once more. Kassidy and Sienna celebrate by hugging one another in the ring as the camera fades elsewhere)

(Ms. Extreme & Hurricane Hawk are shown walking down the hall heading towards the curtain to make the entrance for Ms. Extreme’s match)

Hurricane Hawk: You ready?

Ms. Extreme: Is that even a question? I always am.

Hurricane Hawk: Now that’s the spirit of a champion. Keep that energy going forward and make sure it translates into your demeanor in the ring but at the same time make sure that you have all bases covered and you aren’t too open and nonchalant with your opponent. Dominate on all ends and secure that victory. I want you to keep building on that momentum you helped us get last week, a win over Mr. DEDEDE AND Impact? You’ll be back in that championship chase in no time.

Ms. Extreme: But didn’t you hear them? It wasn’t a true win according to them.

(Hurricane Hawk stops walking as Ms. Extreme does the same. Hurricane Hawk looks at Ms. Extreme deep into her eyes holding both of her cheeks.)

Hurricane Hawk: Listen to me. If I had a dollar for every win I’ve collected during my time in this business, just to have detractors saying I didn’t deserve that win, I’d have enough money to buy REVOLT my damn self. I don’t care about what haters have to say and you shouldn’t either. A spectator from the peanut gallery giving his unneeded two cents is just that, a spectator.

Ms. Extreme: But this wasn’t just any spectator, this was our opponents last week..

Hurricane Hawk: Well they might as well be spectators sitting on the sideline with as much as they’ve declined, take this word and live by it: A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep. That’s all they are, the sooner you realize that, the better off you’ll be.

Ms. Extreme: You’re completely right. Liquid Swords are nothing more than a nostalgia act and a quick cash grab, we are the now. They’re like those washed up bands still touring well into their 60s because they didn’t save enough money in their prime to peacefully retire so they have to overcompensate well past their expiration date. They serve no purpose other than to be a nuisance, so we’ll just do what we do best and dominate while putting them behind us, we’re the premiere tag team in REVOLT. Now tonight, I’ll prove to be the premiere freeweight by knocking down Elisa.

Hurricane Hawk: Now that’s my future freeweight champion.

(The two continue walking as Resurgence goes to break)

(Resurgence comes back on air as “Dream (Jorgen Odegard Remix)” by Imagine Dragons hits as blue lights flash all around the stage and throughout the arena. The camera shows a silvery blue spotlight, right under it is Elisa Stafford who smiles and winks to the camera before making her way down the ring)

Bella Braxton: The following contest is set for one fall!! Introducing first, from Chapel Hill, North Carolina, weighing in at 110 pounds…. SHE IS THE GOLDEN LIONESS… ELISA STAFFORDDD!!

Rich Russillo: This next match could steal the show, James, Elisa has been putting on some really good performances every week. I think this young gal has a very bright future within REVOLT Pro Combat.

(“Off With Her Head” by Icon For Hire hits as crimson lights fill the entire arena and Ms. Extreme makes her way down to the ring accompanied by Hurricane Hawk who’s on his iPhone)

Bella Braxton: And introducing her opponent, accompanied by the first ever Light Heavyweight Champion Hurricane Hawk, from Calabasas, California, weighing in at 135 pounds……. SHE IS “THE RED QUEEN” AND “THE CRIMSON STAR” MISSSSS EXTREMEEEEEE!!!!

Rich Russillo: And here comes the absolute goddess of the Freeweight division in company of the GOD of the Light Heavyweight division, Ms. Extreme. She is my favorite Freeweight after Jordyn Ace. Such an elegant woman and she’s a hell of a talent too!

James Peters: Oh Rich, everyone’s your favorite. The fact of the matter is both of these women are incredible competitors. However, I would say Ms. Extreme has an edge over Elisa Stafford here, after all she’s been around for a very, very long time. There’s no question in my mind she will use her level of expertise to her advantage.

Rich Russillo: Correction, James: Everyone that’s GOOD is my favorite. Ms. Extreme is one of the finest talents we have in the Freeweight Division and she is about to prove it right now as the referee calls for the bell and this one is underway

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: Ms. Extreme wasting no time here as she comes running in full speed at Elisa Stafford and it looks like she’s about to take her down with a running crossbody — BUT NO, ELISA STAFFORD IS THE ONE WHO TAKES HER OPPONENT DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME!

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme quickly gets up, she’s covering her nose I think Stafford did some heavy damage there. And now Stafford goes for a clothesline… And she takes Ms. Extreme down easily. Once again Ms. Extreme quickly gets up as Elisa Stafford is climbing the top rope.

James Peters: Ms. Extreme noticed and she’s going after her, Ms. Extreme ha sher feet on the middle turnbuckle, Elisa Stafford is at the very apex of the corner.

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is trying to go for a superplex here, James. If it connects this could be it… Elisa Stafford is struggling to survive, Ms. Extreme almost has her in perfect position for the superplex but….. NO, Elisa Stafford pushes her off! AND NOW STAFFORD IS GOING FOR THE FLYING ELBOW DROP, SHE’S LOOKING TO FINISH THIS EARLY

James Peters: Last week the whole wrestling world witnessed precisely how damaging that fling elbow drop from the top rope can be, if it connects I highly doubt Ms. Extreme will be capable of kicking out from it.

Rich Russillo: I don’t think she’s going for the Light That Burns The Sky here, James… It doesn’t seem like she is, this looks like… A MOONSAULT, THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS — NO, MS. EXTREME GETS OUT OF THE WAY AS ELISA LANDS ON HER FEET

James Peters: AND MS. EXTREME WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF ELISA STAFFORD AND NOW SHE QUICKLY CLIMBS UP THE TOP ROPE… MOONSAULT!! MS. EXTREME IS TAKING ELISA STAFFORD TO SCHOOL, RICH.

Rich Russillo: WAIT NO! ELISA MOVES AND GETS OUT OF THE RING JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME… AND MS EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET? WHAT THE FUCK, SHE’S GOING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE… IT CONNECTS, BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN

James Peters: I detest when matches end in a countout, come on girls!

REF: ONEEE………TWOO……..THREEEEEE…….FOURRR…..

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is up, she grabs her opponrnt by the head…

REF: FIVEEEEEEEEE……………… SIXXXX………

Rich Russillo: She’s looking to get Elisa Stafford back in the ring and she does. Both woman are inside the squared circle now. Ms. Extreme helps Elisa to her feet, she springboards and… TORNADO DDT — NO, ELISA STAFFORD MANAGED TO ESCAPE IT. Elisa with a kick to the gut of Ms. Extreme, she’s looking for that twist of fate… But Ms. Extreme reverses it and goes for a twist of fate of her own! It connects — WAIT, NOO! Elisa reverses it, another kick… TWIST OF FATE BY ELISA STAFFORD! THE BLAZE BLUE CONNECTS

James Peters: And now she goes for the pin, this could be the end of this match Rich!

REF: ONEEE, TWOOOOO —————

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme kicks out! Elisa Stafford wants to waste no time at all as she quickily helps Ms. Extreme to her feet and… SPINNING FACEBUSTER! And now Ms. Extreme goes for the pin herself, could this be it???

REF: ONEEEE, TWOOOOOOOOO, THRRRRR ———————

James Peters: Elisa Stafford kicks out! I can’t believe it. Ms. Extreme seems frustrated. Hurricane Hawk telling her not to worry from ringside and that she has this. These two are goals.

RIch Russillo: Aww, how cute of him! Ms. Extreme helps Elisa up, places her in the corner and… Clothesline, a running clothesline from Ms. Extreme knocking Elisa Stafford down. And look, James, now she’s choking Elisa Stafford’s neck with her foot while she’s sitting in the corner

REF: ONE, TWO, THREE —

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme let’s go… OHHH, FACEWASH!! AND NOW MS. EXTREME IS LOOKING FOR THAT MOONSAULT ONCE MORE, THIS COULD BE THE MOVE THAT ENDS THIS WHOLE THING

James Peters: Elisa is down in the middle of the ring, Ms. Extreme goes for the moonsault… But Elisa Stafford moves, Extreme is down and out! Elisa now gets to the top rope once again, she’s looking for that flying elbow drop… But Ms. Extreme manages to stand up and she jumps on to that middle turnbuckle and… SUPER-PLEX TO ELISA STAFFORD!! Hurricane Hawk distracted her as she was trying to escape the plex, what a bully!

Rich Russillo: She’s going for the pin. Wait, no? She’s saying she won’t, she’s getting Elisa to her feet and… She’s trying to put her in that kneeling reverse piledriver position, she does and IT CONNECTS, EXTREME MEASURES!! Ms. Extreme goes for the count…

REF: ONE, TWOO, THREEE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Off With Her Head” by Icon For Hire hits as Ms. Extreme lets out an evil grin and Hurricane Hawk joins her in the ring to celebrate)

Bella Braxton: The winner of this match… MISSSS EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Rich Russillo: You know what they say, if you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying..

James Peters: The Ava family would know a thing or two about Hawk’s cheating now wouldn’t they? What a disgrace!

Rich Russillo: Oh shut up, nobody remembers what happened, the only thing people will remember is the result! That’s what The Legacy Killas secured tonight!

James Peters: You know who remembered more than just a result from those two? Liquid Swords! That’s why that win will be rectified live next week! Speaking of Liquid Swords we have one half of the group in action coming up next as a hungry Mr. DEDEDE takes on an angry Scott Diamond, don’t miss it..

(Commercial break)

(Resurgence comes back on air as “Put ‘Em Up” by Lupe Fiasco plays. A red glow accompanies the dim lights, and smoke billows through the stage entrance before Mr. DEDEDE is spotted with a sole spotlight wandering out through the smoke. His tag team partner, Impact, walks out closely behind him holding both REVOLT! Tag Team Championship belts and the spotlight on DDD begins to glow red before he makes his somber walk to the ring.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Bella Braxton: This upcoming heavyweight division contest, is a singles match scheduled for ONE FALL!!! Introducing first, accompanied by his partner Impact, from Bridgeport, Connecticut weighing in at 241 POUNDS… HE IS 1/2 OF THE REVOLT! TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOONSS…. MMISTEEEEEEEEERRRR DEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

James Peters: Mr. DEDEDE, as you and I understand Rich, has got quite a bit of pent up aggression heading into what will be his first singles match since joining REVOLT! Pro Combat! He and Impact are NOT happy.

Rich Russillo: DDD and Impact have chewed just about as many people out as they possibly could over the past week JP, these two have been beyond reproach to the REVOLT! staff and board ever since the controversial ending to last week’s match, where Mr. DEDEDE would take the pinfall from Hurricane Hawk despite his hand being wrapped around the bottom rope. Over the week it’s been ruled officially by the REVOLT! front office as a “missed call”, however that’s far from enough to satiate these two.

James Peters: Certainly not. And I can understand it, when you’re dealing with two men who’ve got over a dozen world championships between them, this kind of thing just doesn’t get taken laying down.

(“Put ‘Em Up” dies down as DDD paces in the ring, and soon after ‘In the Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins plays, prompting all of the stage lights to change as Scott Diamond steps out onto the stage. He’s tailed closely behind by Albert Hitchman, and surveys the crowd before making his way to the ring.)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Long Island, New York, weighing in tonight at 280 POOOUUNNDSS… “THE PERFECT STORM”, SCOOOOOOOTTT DIAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOND!!!

James Peters: Scott Diamond is just as aware of the magnitude of a match like this against anyone else. He’s going up against a man who is believed by many to be the greatest, who happens to have – in his corner – an accomplice with the exact same reputation. There’s no doubt in my mind Hitchman has gameplanned this match down to the very –

Rich Russillo: EVISCERATION!!!!!!!!

(The audience roars in surprise, as Impact rushes over to an off-guard Scott Diamond and delivers an Evisceration before he can even enter the ring.)

James Peters: IMPACT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE CODEBREAKER, EVISCERATING SCOTT DIAMOND AND BRINGING HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! ALBERT HITCHMAN IS SCREAMING AT IMPACT, YELLING ALL KINDS OF PROFANE LANGUAGE – BUT IMPACT COMPLETELY IGNORES HIS EXISTENCE AND SHOWS OFF TO THE CROWD!

Rich Russillo: What in the hell was that all about!?

Albert Hitchman (off-mic): YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!?!? WHY??? WHY????

James Peters: IMPACT KNOCKS ALBERT HITCHMAN OUT COLD WITH THE FIST OF FURY!!!!

Rich Russillo: But look at Scott, I mean what the hell is this guy made of!? He’s already slumped over the apron trying to pull himself together! DDD and Impact exchange looks while the official rushes over to scold them, and Imp hoists the dead weight of Scott Diamond onto the apron while DDD drags Scott into the ring – only to be ripped away from him by the referee! The official’s got a bone to pick with Mr. DEDEDE, but DDD’s demanding for this match to start now!

James Peters: The official doesn’t look pleased by what Impact just did, but it’s clear everything so far is going according to plan! Scott might not even be in any condition to start this thing in the first place! DDD is arguing with the referee, demanding that he allow this thing to continue, but the official seems to be more focused on reprimanding DDD for his action! The ref goes over to Scott Diamond, who’s doing his damndest to get back to both two, and he asks Scott if he can manage to hold up …. it looks like Scott is nodding his head!

Rich Russillo: He’s out of it! There’s NO WAY he has any business continuing! It wouldn’t make any sense at all!

James Peters: Scott pretty much gave the nonverbal cue to let this thing go! It’s gonna happen!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Rich Russillo: WELL I’LL BE DAMNED! SCOTT DIAMOND IS READY TO GET GOING, IF NOT PHYSICALLY THAN AT THE VERY LEAST MENTALLY, AND DDD CHARGES AT HIM LOOKING TO DELIVER A KNOCKOUT BLOW!

James Peters: SCOTT DIAMOND SCOOPS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! VORTEX!!!!! VORTEX!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: DDD squirms for his life to escape out of the Vortex and get footing for his own self… only to follow up with the IMPALER!!! THE MOVE FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE “DEDEDE DDT” DRILLS SCOTT DIAMOND INTO THE MAT, AND NOW DDD FOLLOWS UP WITH A COVER!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THR-

James Peters: SCOTT. DIAMOND. KICKS. OUT! HOLY HELL, HOW IS THIS GUY STILL GOING?

Rich Russillo: I’m baffled myself JP, this is just a monstrous display of resilience on display by The Perfect Storm. He’s got no Albert Hitchman, no one in his corner, but he’s still able to somehow keep something going for himself despite the obvious unfair double team assault! DDD is protesting the near fall to the referee. I think DDD’s convinced that should have been three, but arguing with officials have done nothing for him lately, so he’s probably going to have to hammer home a victory and increase his advantage while he still actually has one.

James Peters: Well DDD seems to be in the business of doing MUCH MORE than that, he’s not looking to keep the edge, he’s looking to end this thing altogether! DDD is at a corner now and drops down to one knee, with the energy in the building and the intensity in his eyes DOUBLING upon taking that knee in the corner…. DDD’s getting to that place in his head, and Scott Diamond seems unaware of it all! But by the time he comes to a rise EVERYBODY in this arena knows what DDD IS GOING FOR… AND HE TAKES OFF!!! THE SPEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!

Rich Russillo: KICK TO THE FACE FROM SCOTT DIAMOND! DDD STRAIGHTENS UP, AND IS FLOORED WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! That caught The Gawd off guard, but he recovers and is hit with yet ANOTHER clothesline! DDD recovers one more time and Scott rushes at DDD with a ROLLING ELBOW! DDD side steps that and goes for the SPINNING BACKFIST!!! SCOTT DUCKS UNDER THAT, BIG TIME UPPERCUT ROCKS THE JAW! DDD goes backpedaling into the ropes, and Scott catches him with a RUNNING KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! God you could hear that knee from the freaking parking lot! DDD turns around, holding his midsection completely giving his back to Scott, and SCOTT GRABS HIM WITH A REAR WAISTLOCK TO LOOK FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

James Peters: DDD clutches to the ropes as tight as he can, weakened core strength and all! But his grip is weakening ever so slightly, he’s about to be sent flying at any moment’s notice … and SCOTT WITH ONE POWERFUL DRAG YANKS HIM AWAY!!! BUT DDD MANAGES TO MANEUVER A STANDING SWITCH, AND DELIVERS THE O’CONNOR ROLL – BEAUTIFULLY CONVERTED INTO THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!

Rich Russillo: SCOTT’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN, NOT JUST YET! SCOTT IS CLASPING HIS HANDS TOGETHER JUST AS DDD’S TRYING TO YANK THAT ARM BACK AND HAVE THE SUBMISSION FULLY APPLIED! DDD sends away hammerfists at Scott Diamond, just desperately looking to weaken this monster enough to yank that arm back, but Scott manages to POWER DDD USING RAW, UNADULTERATED UPPER BODY STRENGTH, AND HE FLINGS DDD OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF HIM AND IMMEDIATELY MOUNTS MR. DEDEDE TO DELIVER A SERIES OF GROUND AND POUND BLOWS!!!! DDD COVERS UP TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITIES, BUT SCOTT’S FURIOUSLY TEEING AWAY WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS! SCOTT DIAMOND IS LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT HERE, I MEAN GOING ALL FREAKING OUT! SENDING STRIKES AS IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! But DDD manages to get his legs in between and create some separation between himself and his opponent! Scott Diamond discontinues the wild array of blows and opts to DEADLIFT DDD UP FROM THE MAT FOR A POSSIBLE DEAD LEVEL DDT….. BUT DDD ADJUSTS USING HIS BODY WEIGHT AND COUNTERS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

James Peters: KICK OUT! The two scramble for a recovery, and DDD craftily maneuvers himself behind Scott to roll him up for a SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP PIN – WITH HIS LEGS PROPPED UP ON THE ROPES! REFEREE DOESN’T SEE IT!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!

Rich Russillo: NO THE OFFICIAL WAVES OFF HIS CALL, HE COUNTED THREE BUT HE SAW DDD’S FEET ON THE ROPES! DDD IMMEDIATELY JUMPS UP IN SHOCK AND AWE, AND IMPACT GETS ON THE APRON WITH A HEAD FULL OF STEAM!

Impact (off-mic): ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? YOU STUPID STRIPE SHIRT WEARING SONS OF BITCHES HAVE EYES NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN!?!? THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

James Peters: IMPACT AND DDD READING THIS OFFICIAL THE RIOT ACT! This referee is NOT backing down from his call however, and Liquid Swords can do nothing but protest at yet another unfavorable call from the official!

Rich Russillo: BUT SCOTT DIAMOND RUSHES UP FROM BEHIND!!! HE DRAGS DDD AWAY FROM WHERE THE ROPES ARE AND IS LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BUT DDD SENDS BACK A FEW CLEAN ELBOW SHOTS, STUNNING SCOTT! Now DDD throws himself off of Diamond and has the referee distracted – enough for SCOTT DIAMOND TO AIMLESSLY SAUNTER OVER TO THE ROPES AND RUN RIGHT INTO THE FIST OF FURY!!!!!!! HAYMAKER FROM THE APRON, POPPING THE JAW OF SCOTT DIAMOND RIGHT OUT OF PLACE, AND SENDING THE MOUTHPIECE FLYING OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!! NOW SCOTT STUMBLES RIGHT INTO THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEARRR!!!! MR. DEDEDE DRILLING THROUGH DIAMOND WITH A SPEAR FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A HOOK OF THE LEGS!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(“Put ‘Em Up” by Lupe Fiasco hits, and Mr. DEDEDE gets up to celebrate)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… MISTEEEEERR DEDEDEEEEEEEEE!!!!

James Peters: Well it looks like the Liquid Swords’ plan mapped out to perfection! DDD capitalizes off of a major assist from Impact, and picks up the victory in his first singles match here in REVOLT! Pro Combat!

(The official raises one arm of DDD while DDD lifts the other arm for a corna, and DDD shoves the referee away from him before climbing up to the top turnbuckle and lifting the double corna taunt, with Impact stepping into the ring to applaud him.)

Rich Russillo: Well it’s obvious Mr. DEDEDE came into this match with no intention of actually competing, rather he came into this thing to just straight up WIN. I don’t agree with the tactics, but this is probably as unscathed as you can possibly leave a match against the man with the power and ferociousness of Scott Diamond. He’s not known as “The Gawd” for nothing.

(DDD and Impact take their leave, as Scott Diamond is on the mat coughing in pain and refusing assistance from a ringside official.)

(Commercial break)

(Resurgence is back on air as Bella Braxton is shown in the middle of the ring)

Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!

Audience: ONE FALL!!!

(The entire arena blacks out throughout the intro of Lucian Baal’s theme. Once the actual song begins, white lightning begins to flash rapidly over the left side of the arena while the right side remains darkened. White smoke fills the darkened side while black smoke fills the lighted side. Lucian makes his way to the ring wearing a leather jacket with the words “BAAL CVLT” on the back.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Warwickshire, England, weighing in at 211 lbs…LUUUUCIIIAAANNN BAAAAALLLLLL!!!

James Peters: Here is the REVOLT debut of a very dark man. He may be new to REVOLT, but he is definitely no rookie!

Rich Russillo: You’re not wrong, Peters. We’re talking multiple time champion over a multitude of big promotions, but let’s see how he does here!

Bella Braxton: And his opponent…

(White lights in the arena flicker to radiate so brilliantly it almost temporarily blinds the audience. Epilepsy caution, etc. Impact takes several steps down the ramp with his eyes closed, as if symbolically “turning his back” as he feels people have him, before widening his emotionless eyes and walking into the ring. Impact pays no attention to the crowd.)

Bella Braxton: From Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 240 lbs, he is one half of the REVOLT Tag Team Champions….IIIIMMMMPPPAAACCTTT!!!!

James Peters: You want to talk about multiple champion! You could fill an entire room of the championships this man has one, including currently being REVOLT Tag Team Champion along with DEDEDE!

Rich Russillo: Impact is one of the benchmarks in the entire wrestling business. Lucian Baal is gonna have to dig deep in his bag of tricks to keep up with him!

(The referee signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: Impact and Baal instantly lock up as the bell rings. Baal sends a swift kick into the upper leg of Impact. Impact follows suit with a kick of his own to Baal’s leg, but Baal answers with a forearm to the head, followed by a headlock. He then kicks Impact’s leg once again, causing Impact to fall to one knee. Baal keeps the headlock cinched in and this seems like a good strategy early on, Rich!

Rich Russillo: Yeah. Veteran though he is, Impact ain’t no spring chicken, Peters! He’s getting up there and the wear and tear of this business compounded onto that, it’s smart to tire Impact out of the gate. That being said, we’ve seen Impact is in fantastic condition, regardless of his age, so it might not work so well in Baal’s favour just yet!

James Peters: Impact is starting to stir and he brings himself up on two feet. He starts hitting Baal in the side before throwing him into the ropes. Baal rebounds back, going for a dropkick…but Impact moves out of the way, swatting Baal’s legs! Baal hits the ground but pops right back up. Impact moves and smacks Baal right in the chest with a knife edged chop! And another one! And another one! Baal turns his back to Impact, shielding his chest, but Impact takes advantage, grabbing Baal’s head and slamming him down with a running bulldog! He flips Baal over on his back and goes for the cover!

Ref: ONNNEEE!!!

James Peters: Baal kicks out defiantly at one. Impact knew he wasn’t going to get the win there, but there was still a point made in the cover! Both men return to their feet and they lock up once more. This time it’s Impact who gets the advantage. He grabs Baal in a wristlock and then smashes forearms into Baal’s lower back. He goes for the step up enziguiri but Baal ducks under! Impact returns to his feet quickly only to be met with a dropkick by Baal! He finally hit it!

Rich Russillo: And the kick sends Impact out of the ring!

James Peters: Baal has a scary look on his face, Rich! What’s he thinking? He pumps himself up before running to the opposite ropes, gets a full run and leaps! SUICIDE SENTON! And he lands right on his feet! The audience is on their feet too!

Crowd: REVOLT! REVOLT! REVOLT!

James Peters: Baal grabs Impact and sends him back into the ring! He goes for the cover!

Ref: ONNEEE!!! TWOOOO!!!

James Peters: Kickout by Impact at two! Impact looks groggy kicking out of that! I don’t think he was expecting such an explosive start from Lucian Baal here. Baal goes to the top rope. What’s he thinking of here? He goes for a top rope senton but Impact quickly moves out of the way, causing Baal to slam on the canvas with a sickening thud! Impact quickly goes towards Baal’s legs! He’s going for the Walls of Impact! He wants this over now! He goes to turn Baal over but Baal uses his leg strength to flip Impact off of him!

Rich Russillo: If Impact locked that in, Baal would have been chopped liver!

James Peters: Baal gets up and runs towards the ropes. Impact gets up and Baal goes for a lariat but Impact ducks it! He then runs towards the ropes and jumps on the second, hitting Baal with a springboard dropkick! He walks over Baal, picks him up and slaps him in the head a few times before running toward the ropes again. He’s looking for it again! But this time when he leaps off of the second rope, Baal moves to the side and just clobbers Impact with a lariat! HE NEARLY TOOK OFF IMPACT’S HEAD WITH THAT MOVE! He covers Impact!

Ref: ONNNNEEEE!!! TWWWOOO!!!

James Peters: Impact kicks out at two! Impact shakes the cobwebs and he’s looking pissed! I think Impact underestimated Baal tonight and now it’s time for him to take this more seriously!

Rich Russillo: Well he’s a champion here, Peters: Baal isn’t! So you can see why Impact thought he could just breeze by this one!

James Peters: Both men get to their feet and Baal goes for a forearm but Impact blocks it. He hits Baal with yet another knife edge chop! Baal’s chest is red now! Impact kicks Baal in the gut and then hooks the arms! Double underhook backbreaker! Baal screams out in pain and grabs at his back, Impact answers with a kick to his lower back before picking Baal back up! He kicks him in the gut again before slamming him down for a powerbomb…and he keeps his clutches picking him up for another one! He goes for the cover!

Ref: ONNNNEEEE!!!! TWWWOOO!!! THR-

James Peters: Baal kicks out at two and a half! I thought that was it!

Rich Russillo: Look at Impact though! I think that sequence of moves took just as much out of him as it did Baal!

James Peters: Impact is shaking his head and has a grimace on his face. He gets up and signals for Baal to do the same. Baal gets up and runs at Impact…but Impact catches him in a tilt-a-wheel backbreaker! Impact spits on Baal on the ground and goes to the top rope. What the hell is Impact doing?!? MOONSAULT! MOONSAU-NOOO! BAAL GOT HIS KNEES UP JUST AT THE LAST MINUTE! Baal kips up and picks Impact off the ground. He gets him in a DDT position and hooks his arm around his head, picking him up…BRAINBUSTER!!! THE GOLDEN DAWN!!! COVER!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!

Ref: ONNNEEEE!!! TWWOOOO!!! THRREE-

James Peters: Impact kicks out ! He kicked out at the last damn minute! I don’t know how he did it, but he did! And the crowd has come unglued! What a debut match for Lucian Baal here in REVOLT and what a showing from one half of our tag team champions! Both men slowly get up to their feet and Impact sends a forearm into Baal’s head! Baal responds with one of his own! They’re trading forearms! Neither men is letting up! They’re getting faster and more ferocious! Baal stumbles which gives Impact the advantage! He goes off the ropes, but so does Baal! They meet each other in the middle of the ring, hitting each other with lariats! They’re both down! What a contest!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME *clap clap clap clap clap* THIS IS AWESOME *clap clap clap clap clap* THIS IS AWESOME *clap clap clap clap clap*

Rich Russillo: Listen to the crowd, Peters! This is one hell of a main event!

James Peters: Both men slowly get back to their feet and Impact is the first to find proper footing, bitch slapping Baal! He then hits another step up enziguiri! Baal crumples to the mat on his back, which gives Impact the avenue to run to the ropes again! Is he going for it? Yes! He leaps off the second rope! FLIGHT SIGHTS! The second rope moonsault! But Impact doesn’t go for the cover! He lifts Baal’s head up off the mat and headbutts Baal! Jesus Christ! He could have split Baal’s head open with that! He goes for another one but Baal blocks it with his hands! They’re both at the ropes now! Baal kicks punches Impact in the gut and then rolls onto the apron! He jumps from the second to top rope, grabbing Impact’s head, and twisting, slamming Impact to the ground for an Springboard DDT! He pops up quickly and waits for Impact to get up! He runs full force at him….SLING BLADE! HE CALLS THAT THE LIGHTBRINGER! IF YOU’VE SEEN BAAL BEFORE THIS, YOU’LL KNOW WHATS NEXT, RICH!

Rich Russillo: He’s going to the top rope!

James Peters: Baal is perched perfectly on the top rope and signals for the end-wait a second! What the hell?

Rich Russillo: Someone’s coming from the crowd! It’s Liam Archer! What the hell does he wants?

James Peters: Liam Archer yells at Baal who turns his attention to him. Archer then goes to the top rope, but Baal kicks him off! He then returns his attention to Impact! He launces off the top rope! Wait! Impact is up! OH MY GOD! IMPACT JUMPS UP AND CATCHES BAAL WITH EVICSERATION! JESUS CHRIST! BAAL COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND! COVER!

Ref: ONNNEEEE!!!! TWWWOOOOO!!! THREEEEE!!!!

(DING! DING DING!)

James Peters: What the hell did we just see, Rich?!? I’ve never seen an Evisceration with an opponent jumping from the top rope! Lucian Baal’s neck may be broken!

Rich Russillo: That’s why Impact is a champion here in REVOLT, Peters! Because of moves like that! Liam Archer’s distraction be damned, that was as definitive of a finish as I’ve ever seen, and what a hell of a match!

James Peters: Yes, while I would have preferred Liam Archer not get involved, that was a superb main event, and the crowd is on their feet!

Bella Braxton: Your winner, one half of the REVOLT Tag Team Championships…IMMMMMPPPPAAAACTTTTTTT!!!!

(Liam Archer is shown on the ramp, shrugging and smirking, looking at Lucian Baal. The camera cuts back to Impact with his arm raised in victory. The camera fades with Impact holding his Tag belt high in the air.)

(Camera fades to black and the REVOLT Logo Buzzes)