Welterweight Championship Round 2 – TLA vs Chris Elite
(“Ambitionz Az a Ridah” by Tupac hits to cheers as we see TLA make his way out from behind the curtain and down the ramp, accompanied by his Poon Palace bitches.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring..hailing from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida and weighing in tonight at two hundred and ten pounds..”THE SEXUAL PANTHER” TEEEEE! ELLLLL! AYYYYYYYYY!
Rich Russillo: And here comes TLA! You know, James, this match has been a long time coming.
James Peters: Indeed, Rich. TLA and Chris Elite’s history goes way back to almost ten years ago, however, they have yet to meet in one-on-one action until right now in a REVOLT! ring!
(TLA stops at the ring steps and each of his Poon Palace bitches plant kisses on his cheeks before taking their leave. TLA then enters the ring and poses for the fans. “Down and Out” by Cam’ron hits to an abundance of cheers rivaling TLA’s own as Chris Elite makes his way out now wearing a pink mink.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent..hailing from Brooklyn, New York, also weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds..HE IS “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS”..CHRIS ELLLITE!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite looks ready for a fight here tonight, I can tell he’s determined to win this match here tonight and advance in this tournament!
James Peters: As he should be! We have two incredible competitors facing off right here, I have no doubts this is gonna tear the house down.
(Chris Elite removes his pink mink and hands it to a ringside worker. He and TLA stare down each other from opposite sides of the ring.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: HERE WE GO! TLA and Chris slowly walk towards each other. Looks like they’re talking some smack! AND CHRIS ELITE SHOVES TLA! TLA SHRUGS IT OFF AND LAUGHS BEFORE SWINGING AT ELITE! AND ELITE DUCKS, GRABBING TLA FROM BEHIND AND HITTING HIM WITH A DEVASTATING GERMAN SUPLEX! OH MAN!
Rich Russillo: TLA hits the mat hard as he winces in pain! Chris Elite following up now with a double foot stomp to the gut of TLA! BUT WAIT! TLA CATCHES ONE OF CHRIS’ FEET AND TRIPS HIM UP! LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO TURN THIS INTO AN ANKLE LOCK! WE DON’T SEE TLA PULL OUT SUBMISSIONS OFTEN BUT THAT WAS A SMOOTH TRANSITION!
James Peters: TLA RISES BACK TO HIS OWN FEET, ELITE’S ANKLE NOW BEING CONTORTED WILDLY! THE REFEREE IS WATCHING INTENSELY TO SEE IF ELITE IS GONNA TAP RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! Elite now trying to make his way to the ropes as he stretches his arm out but he’s just a couple inches away! TLA PULLS HIM BACK THOUGH, HE’S NOT LETTING THIS BE BROKEN UP! CHRIS ELITE NOW TRYING TO TURN HIS BODY OVER! AND HE DOES, HE KICKS TLA IN THE KNEE WITH HIS FREE FOOT, CAUSING TLA TO LET GO NOW AND DROP DOWN TO HIS KNEES IN PAIN! CHRIS ELITE JUMPS UP TO HIS FEET..HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES..WHO SHOT YA! THE PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO TLA’S CHEST! GOD, HE ALMOST KICKED HIM RIGHT IN THE THROAT! ELITE GOES FOR A PIN!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!!-
Rich Russillo: A KICK OUT FROM TLA! I think it’s gonna take more than that to put La Pantera Sexual down for good, James! Chris Elite realizing this now as he quickly grabs TLA by the hair and lifts him back up to his feet now..ELITE WITH A VICIOUS ELBOW TO THE JAW OF TLA, TLA IS DAZED AND STUMBLES BACK TO THE ROPES..TLA WITH A WILD LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE! CHRIS ELITE FALLS TO THE MAT HARD AS TLA STARTS TO PROPERLY RECOVER! TLA GETS BACK UP AND IS NOW WALKING TOWARDS ELITE, HE PULLS A GROGGY CHRIS ELITE BACK UP AS WELL NOW AND IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER..TLA RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND HITS HIM WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! OR SHOULD I SAY MEXICAN? SPIT JUST FLEW OUT OF ELITE’S MOUTH AS HE’S HIT HARD IN THE JAW! ELITE STARTS TO FALL DOWN TO THE MAT AGAIN BUT TLA HOLDS HIM UP..NOW HITTING ELITE WITH A SERIES OF CHOPS TO THE CHEST! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! S-
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE HITS TLA WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND TO GET SOME SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO, TLA TRIES TO COME BACK BUT ELITE HITS HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! TLA IS DAZED ONCE AGAIN AS ELITE QUICKLY SCALES THE TURNBUCKLE BEHIND HIM..WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR HERE? ELITE LEAPS! DIVING CROSSBODY TO TLA!
Rich Russillo: BEAUTIFUL CROSSBODY THERE FROM CHRIS ELITE! HE GOES FOR ANOTHER PIN!
Referee: ONE! TWO! TH-
Rich Russillo: NO! ANOTHER KICK OUT FROM TLA! AND ELITE IS LOOKING PRETTY FRUSTRATED! Elite looks like he’s thinking about his next move here now. He goes to lift TLA once again..HE HOISTS TLA UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! COULD HE BE GOING FOR IT? THE FACE VALUE? HE DROPS TLA AND GOES FOR THE BICYCLE KNEE! BUT NO! TLA DUCKS AND RETURNS THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER AS TLA HITS ELITE WITH A TIGER SUPLEX! CHRIS ELITE COULD’VE BROKEN HIS NECK RIGHT THERE THAT WAS SO BRUTAL!
James Peters: THIS BOUT HAS BEEN BACK AND FORTH! NO MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO KEEP THINGS IN THEIR CONTROL FOR VERY LONG! THIS IS HOW WE DO IT HERE IN REVOLT! TLA GOES FOR A PIN OF HIS OWN NOW!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
James Peters: AND CHRIS ELITE WITH THE KICK OUT! TLA IS PRETTY SHOCKED THERE BUT HE ISN’T WASTING TIME! ELITE STIRRING NOW BUT TLA ISN’T LETTING HIM REST, TLA LIFTS CHRIS UP TO HIS FEET..AND HE IS REIGNING DOWN ON CHRIS ELITE WITH AN ARRAY OF STRIKES! MY GOD! CHRIS ELITE IS GETTING HIT FROM ALL ANGLES HERE!
Rich Russillo: PAUSE! BUT CHRIS ELITE KNOWS BETTER, JAMES! HE STARTS DODGING EACH PUNCH COMING HIS WAY LIKE FLOYD MAYWEATHER! NOW CHRIS ELITE WITH HIS OWN COMBO! THE FIVE BOROUGH COMBO! A PUNCH! ANOTHER PUNCH! A KICK! MY GOD A SPINNING BACK FIST! AND RIGHT BEFORE TLA CAN FALL, ELITE WITH A LARIAT! THAT WAS INSANE! TLA FINALLY CRASHES TO THE MAT AS CHRIS ELITE BACKS UP AGAINST THE ROPES TO REGAIN HIS COMPOSURE FROM THOSE STRIKES THROWN HIS WAY! TLA IS LAID OUT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING HERE..CHRIS ELITE FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! BEAUTIFUL! BUT HE’S NOT DONE!
James Peters: A FEW SECONDS LATER, ELITE LEAPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET..HE POSITIONS HIMSELF..STANDING MOONSAULT! BUT NO! TLA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT BEFORE ELITE CAN LAND! ELITE GRABS HIS STOMACH IN PAIN AFTER LANDING BELLY FIRST ON THE MAT! BOTH OF THESE MEN WANT TO ADVANCE AND IT’S SHOWING! CHRIS ELITE GOES TO STAND AGAIN.. TLA NOW WITH A SWIFT SLAP SHOT TO CHRIS ELITE! AND ELITE HOLDS HIS FACE IN PAIN! TLA FOLLOWING UP NOW AS HE TRIPS ELITE UP, ELITE FALLS ONTO THE ROPES..TLA IS GOING FOR THE 305! AND IT CONNECTS! CHRIS ELITE MIGHT BE DONE HERE!
Rich Russillo: TLA FOLLOWS UP WITH A SPRINGBOARD SPLASH! HE PINS ELITE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THRE-
Rich Russillo: NO! AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! CHRIS ELITE STILL HAS GAS LEFT IN THE TANK! TLA IS ABSOLUTELY SHOOK WITH SHOCK HERE! HOW DID THAT NOT PUT ELITE AWAY?!
James Peters: YOU MUST NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT CHRIS ELITE, RICH! HE HAS INCREDIBLE RESILIENCY! TLA IS ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE NOW AS HE BELIEVES THAT WAS IT!
Rich Russillo: THAT MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA THOUGH, I SEE CHRIS ELITE COMING BACK TO HIS SENSES NOW AS HE ROLLS AWAY FROM TLA! C’MON TLA, PAY ATTENTION!
James Peters: Chris Elite is stirring in one of the corners now, slowly getting back to his feet. TLA finally turns his attention back to this match and starts making his way back over to Elite. BUT CHRIS ELITE SUDDENLY SPRINTS AT HIM AND AN ELITE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE! THIS CROWD IS GOING WILD NOW! BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT NOW IN EXHAUSTION! THAT MIGHT’VE BEEN THE LAST OF CHRIS ELITE IN THIS BOUT, THE LAST OF HIS ENERGY!
Rich Russillo: I DON’T EVEN THINK CHRIS CAN MAKE THE COVER RIGHT NOW! BUT THE ATMOSPHERE IN THIS BUILDING RIGHT NOW IS INCREDIBLE! Chris Elite is moving again but he isn’t going for the cover! What is he thinking?! This is the perfect opportunity to pin as TLA is motionless! Chris uses the ropes as leverage and brings himself to a standing position. He observes the crowd for a few seconds as they are cheering him on! Elite smiles before quickly turning and leaping onto the top of the turnbuckle! He’s looking to take another risk here! ELITE WITH A FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE!
James Peters: NO! TLA ONCE AGAIN MANEUVERS OUT OF THE WAY OF CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS CRASHES INTO THE MAT AS NOBODY IS HOME! TLA NOW SCRAMBLES OVER TO ELITE AND ROLLS HIM UP!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
James Peters: NO! KICK OUT FROM ELITE! BOTH MEN ARE FEELING THE ADRENALINE TONIGHT AS THEY GET TO THEIR FEET QUICKLY! TLA STRIKES FIRST AS HE LEAPS! HE TRIES CATCHING CHRIS ELITE’S ARM FOR THE CROSSED PATHS ARMBREAKER BUT ELITE IS NOT HAVING IT! ELITE EVADES TLA’S ATTEMPT AND TLA IS DROPPED ONTO HIS BACK NOW! TLA TRIES TO RECOVER BUT NOT QUICKLY ENOUGH! HE’S IN A KNEELING POSITION NOW AND CHRIS ELITE IS LOOKING FOR WHAT I THINK IS HIS FINISHER HERE..YES! BOX OFFICE SMASH RIGHT TO THE CHIN! TLA IS OUT!
Rich Russillo: THIS HAS TO BE IT! THE CROWD ERUPTS ONCE AGAIN AS CHRIS ELITE DROPS RIGHT ONTO TLA FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!!! THREE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE HAS DONE IT! HE’S BEATEN TLA AND ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND! WHAT AN AMAZING CONTEST!
Bella Braxton: And your winner of this match..CHRIS! ELITEEEE!!!
James Peters: Look at this crowd, Rich! This will definitely be a match remembered by each and every one of these fans in attendance here tonight for years to come!
(Chris Elite pushes himself off of TLA and stands as the referee grabs his hand and raises it in victory. The crowd is on their feet giving a standing ovation for both men. Chris makes his way onto a turnbuckle and celebrates for the crowd. TLA is checked on by the referee as he’s rising up again. Elite steps down from the rope and approaches TLA. Chris Elite holds his hand out for TLA to shake..and TLA accepts.)
James Peters: And a showing of respect between these two! Chris Elite might’ve gotten the win but TLA’s hard work cannot be ignored, he was so close!
(The crowd continues clapping and cheering both men as Chris raises TLA’s hand up. TLA then exits the ring as his Poon Palace bitches return to help him to the back. Chris Elite continues to celebrate as we fade out.)