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Welterweight Championship Tournament Round 1 – Diamond Cage vs CDW

(The camera cuts back to the building where “I Get Money” by 50 Cent hits to boos from the crowd, as Charles Darwin Wenthington steps out, wearing sunglasses before confidently striding to the ring. When he stands on the apron, he throws his sunglasses to the crowd before stepping inside.)

Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IT IS A FIRST ROUND MATCH IN THE WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT! Introducing first, residing in Miami, Florida! Weighing in at 210 POOUNDSS!!!….”CDW”…CHARRRRLEESSS DAAAAARWWWINNN WEEEENNNTTHIINNGGTOOOOONNN!!!!

James Peters: And here we are once more with yet another Welterweight Tournament match, CDW, one half of the Wall Street Journal going up against Diamond Cage! I don’t appreciate nor like how CDW has done and won matches in the past, but I know that in the ring he proves himself to be an exceptional force, despite his unlucky streak since debuting here in REVOLT. Will tonight be the night for CDW?

(“Shot From A Cannon” by Chevelle plays as the crowd pops for Diamond Cage who steps out, wearing his leather jacket along with sunglasses, before he makes a gun gesture at Charles Darwin Wenthington, walking down to the ring with a slight limp.)

Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! Weighing in at 205 POOUNDSS!!!….DIIAAAAAMOOOOOONNDDD CAAAAAAGGEEEEEE!!!!

Rich Russillo: This man is a lunatic. He’s done crazy things in this business with his reckless attitude, I’m impressed with how far he’s gotten in his career with doing what he’s been doing. Even though he fell short to TLA in that triple threat match with Chris Elite, as well as being slightly injured from that match, he is still here tonight, looking ready despite his limp. You gotta wonder how that will play into his match tonight.

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: The bell has officially rung as CDW and Diamond Cage stand in opposite corners, each waiting to strike….AND IT’S CAGE WHO CHARGES TOWARDS CDW! C-TRIGGER! C-TRIGGER! BUT CDW DODGES THE STRIKE, AND THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKES THE REFEREE! THE REFEREE IS DOWN! OH MY GOD! HE IS DOWN AND OUT! DIAMOND CAGE JUST INADVERTEDLY KNOCKED OUT THE REFEREE IN THIS MATCH AND IT HAS BARELY EVEN BEGAN! BUT CDW TAKES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE! He’s fumbling something in his hand as Cage turns around – A BRASS KNUCKLE! A BRASS KNUCKLE SHOT FROM CDW STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DIAMOND CAGE, HE DIDN’T SEE IT COMING AND THE REFEREE CANNOT DISQUALIFY BECAUSE HE IS KNOCKED OUT COLD! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL?!

Rich Russillo: CHAOS, PETERS! CHAOS! The match hasn’t even reached five minutes and already CDW has taken advantage of the situation of DC charging too early, the referee is knocked out for a while and he used brass knuckles in order to knock Cage for a loop! You can see how effective his plan was as Cage is already bleeding from his forehead!

James Peters: This is sick! This is disgusting! The crowd is booing the hell out of Charles and so am I, because this is not how the match should have went! Diamond Cage is barely able to stand, only getting back up to his feet, he was completely taken off-guard as he turns around – BUT CDW CATCHES HIM WITH AN ELBOW THE JAW! A SECOND! A THIRD! A FOURTH! Elbows from CDW stunning Diamond Cage as he comes back, AND CONNECTS WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE JAW OF CAGE! OH MY! CASH ELBOW CONNECTS! THOSE FOUR RIGHT ELBOW SMASHES FOLLOWED BY A DISCUS ELBOW, DC FALLS DOWN! NO WAY! HE’S BEATING DIAMOND CAGE?!

Referee: ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“I Get Money” by 50 Cent plays as the crowd boos loudly while CDW stands in the ring, raising his hands up. Diamond Cage is down on the mat, grabbing the side of his head as he slowly rises back up to his feet.)

Bella Braxton: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND ADVANCING TO THE QUARTERFINALS……CHAAAARLLEEESS DAAAARRWIINNN WEEEENNIINNGWOOORTTTHH!!!

James Peters: WHA – WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS?!

Rich Russillo: CHARLES DARWIN WENTHINGTON JUST BEAT DIAMOND CAGE, AND HE IS ADVANCING TO THE QUARTERFINALS OF THE WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT! WOW! WHAT A SIGHT WE HAVE JUST SEEN TONIGHT, PETERS! Diamond Cage wanted to take out CDW early with a C-Trigger knee strike, but missed and struck the referee leaving him out cold, then CDW implanted his genius plan and used brass knuckles to score a perfect win over DC!

James Peters: Perfect?! Are you high, Rich? He just cheated to win tonight, this was not clean by any means and Cage should not have lost! But I digress, tonight we have just witnessed a shock, folks! CDW has beaten Diamond Cage and is advancing further into this tournament, wow!