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Welterweight Championship Tournament Round 1 – Finnegan Wakefield vs Oliver

(“Nobody Speaks” (Instrumental) by DJ Shadow hits as Oliver steps onto the stage and surveys the scene before making his way to the ring)

Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, from New Orleans, Louisiana… weighing in at 210 pounds… OOOLLLLLLLIIIIVVVVVERRRR!!

James Peters: A tall task ahead of Oliver tonight as he takes on Finnegan Wakefield.

Rich Russillo: Jesus Christ you’re like a robot!

(“Morning Glory” by Oasis hits as Finnegan Wakefield steps onto the stage. He pops his collar before continuing down the ramp)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from Sacramento, California… weighing in at 181 pounds… FINNNNEEEEGGANNNN WAKKEEEEFIIIELLLDD!!

James Peters: Oh look, Finnegan Wakefield weighs in at 181 pounds… you have any snide remark for him?

Rich Russillo: Yeah but it’s a GOOD 181 pounds! You see that muscle definition?!

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: Wakefield and Oliver LOCK UP!! Oliver quickly gets behind Wakefield, looking to lift him up for a GERMAN SUPLEX… BUT FINN BLOCKS IT!!… AND NOW ROLLING HIM UP!!

Ref: ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Morning Glory” hits as Finnegan Wakefield quickly slides out of the ring and holds up his arms as he heads up the ramp)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… FINNNEEEEGAN WAKKKKKEEEEEFFFIEELLLLDDD!!

James Peters: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Rich Russillo: THAT WAS A VICTORY PETERS!! AND I DON’T WANNA HEAR ANY OF YOUR TALK ABOUT A CHEAP VICTORY! Could Wakefield have beaten Oliver without a roll up? Sure. But an opportunity presented itself and he took it. Now Wakefield advances onto the next round without even breaking a sweat.

(Camera fades to black)