Welterweight Championship Tournament Round 1 – Xavier Williams vs MZA
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(“New God Flow” by Pusha T feat. Kanye West hits as Xavier Williams confidently struts onto the stage and makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 210 pounds… XAAAAAVVVVIIIIERRRRRRR WIIIIILLLLLIIIIIAMMMMSSSS!!
James Peters: What can you say about Xavier Williams? He–
Rich Russillo: NOTHING! There’s nothing left to be said about Xavier Williams, everyone knows who he is and what his track record is, so you can shut up.
(“R U Mine” (Instrumental) by Arctic Monkeys hits as MZA makes his way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent, from The United Kingdom… weighing in at 183 pounds… EMMMMM ZEEEE AYYYYY!!
Rich Russillo: MZA comes in at 5’5 and 183 pounds, that’s just pathetic, I think you’re even built better than he is, Peters. This is gonna be light work for Xavier here tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: And here we go, Xavier Williams gets his hands up to fight as he makes his way towards the center of the ring… XAVIER WILLIAMS THROWS A RIGHT HAND… BUT MZA FIRED FIRST… A SUPERKICK THAT CATCHES WILLIAMS IN THE JAW AND SENDS HIM STUMBLING BACK INTO THE CORNER… MZA NOW CHARGES… AND HE LANDS THE SHOTGUN DROPKICK!! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS REELING HERE AS MZA HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE!!
Rich Russillo: NO WAY!
James Peters: MZA SETS HIMSELF UP ON THE TOP ROPE… XAVIER WILLIAMS GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND AS MZA LEAPS… LOOKING FOR THE KILLSHOT!!
Rich Russillo: NO WAY!!!!!!
James Peters: IT CONNECTS!! MZA CONNECTS WITH THE KILLSHOT AND XAVIER WILLIAMS FLIES BACK BEFORE HIS BACK HITS THE CANVAS… MZA QUICKLY SCRAMBLES INTO THE PIN!!
Ref: ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“R U Mine” begins to play as MZA pops up to his feet and begins frantically celebrating)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… EMMMM ZEEEE AYYYYY!!
James Peters: :krabs:
Rich Russillo: :krabs:!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: :whew:
Rich Russillo: :skip:!!!!!!!!!