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Welterweight Championship Tournament Semi Finals – Chris Elite vs Carter Harris

(Bella Braxton is shown in the middle of the ring with a mic pressed against her lips. She smiles as old, sex-less men whistle and cat call her.)

James Peters: Welcome everyone to another much anticipated installment to the Welterweight championship tournament!

Rich Russillo: Very well anticipating indeed, we are so close to the end and I can’t wait to see who will be crowned as the champ! My money is on —

James Peters: HUSH! No favoritism!

Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING IS A WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST!!

(“Nowadays” blares throughout the entire arena as Carter Harris enters wearing a very expensive looking outfit and holds a mirror to his angelic face. He licks his lips as he begins to strut down the ramp and slides into the ring.)

Bella Braxton: Residing in San Diego, California… Weighing in at 210 lbs… THE PRETTY BOY… CARTER HAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich Russillo: Who’s this primadona?

James Peters: This is Carter Harris!

Rich Russillo: The DJ?

James Peters: It’s complicated.

(Carter makes it into the ring as his theme music dies down. Suddenly, ‘Down and Out’ by Camron ft Kanye West begins to blast throughout the arena as Chris Elite emerges from the back. The fans get on their feet and cheer as Chris Elite walks down the ramp and keeps his eyes straight on Harris.)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent … Residing in Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 210 lbs… THE GAWD. GIVEN. GREATNESS… CHRIS… EEEEEEEELITEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Peters: NOW THIS IS WHO I WANT TO WIN!

Rich Russillo: I thought we said no favorites?!

James Peters: NO ONE can deny the talent and charisma Chris Elite has. There’s this swagger to him that Rich wishes he had.

(Chris enters the ring and stares down an overly confident Carter. The referee checks both men and signals for the bell to be rung.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

James Peters: Chris Elite has gone through his fair share of battles in order to get where he is right now and he is showing tonight that he is not here to play around! Carter and Chris meet in the middle of the ring but Carter steps back. He goes to his corner and pulls out his handheld mirror and begins to look at himself! He’s fixing his hair and carefully poofing it up with the palm of his hand! The referee is demanding for him to put the mirror away but Carter won’t listen. The crowd is chanting for Chris to put an end to this. Chris is now laying his back towards the ring ropes with his arm crossed – he’s laughing! He can’t believe he has to go against this.. What did he say Russillo? Bozo?

Rich Russillo: Haha! He did call him a bozo and Carter is PISSED!

James Peters: CHRIS JUST SNATCHED THE HANDHELD MIRROR CARTER HAD AND THREW IT OUT ONTO THE CROWD! CARTER CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Chris Elite backs up and IMMEDIATELY HITS CARTER WITH A VICIOUS FOREARM! GOOD LORD! YOU COULD HEAR THE SPIT KNOCKED OUT OF THIS MAN! CHRIS TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND… BOX OFFICE SMASH! A SUPER KICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF CARTER! CARTER IS SPEECHLESS! HE FALLS BACK AND LAYS FLAT ON THE MAT! CHRIS GOES FOR THE COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Rich Russillo: OH MY GOD. AND JUST LIKE THAT, CHRIS ELITE ADVANCES! WHAT A MAN!

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner via pinfall, CHRIS.. ELITE!!!!!!!

James Peters: Chris Elite is absolutely magnificent and I can’t wait to find out who his opponent is next week, whoever it may be – they need to be ready for Mr. Blicky.